I heard this today and it killed me, so I wanted to share the love with the blogger world.
By the way, make sure that your ceiling is sturdy because something can fall of while you read this stupidity
here it goes...
Why can't a keyborad fly?
Because it doesn't have an F16 key. BEH BEH BEH BEH BEH BEH
*ASTEROIDS FALLING FROM THE SKY*
NOTE: DO NOT "NAKKES" ME. KEEP YOUR LAME COMMENTS TO YOURSELF BECAUSE NO ONE FORCED YOU TO READ THIS POST...I WARNED YOU
Monday, March 16, 2009
Monday, February 16, 2009
The most annoying thing invented in the history of mankind
IT'S CHAIN MAIL
I hate chain mail and I refuse to pass it on no matter how convincing it sounds.
I don't care if I'll have bad luck for the rest of my life
I don't care if I'm gonna die at 12 a.m. on Friday the 13th
I don't care if, when i forward the email, something cool appears on the screen when I press F7
I don't care if a miracle will happen when I forward this email to 10 people
And i most certainly don't care if I'm a good friend or not, because the number of times you forward and email has nothing to do with being a good friend or not.
Because you know, some people aren't the email-sending/forwarding type. We only read what's in our inbox if the subject sounds good...
I hate chain mail and I refuse to pass it on no matter how convincing it sounds.
I don't care if I'll have bad luck for the rest of my life
I don't care if I'm gonna die at 12 a.m. on Friday the 13th
I don't care if, when i forward the email, something cool appears on the screen when I press F7
I don't care if a miracle will happen when I forward this email to 10 people
And i most certainly don't care if I'm a good friend or not, because the number of times you forward and email has nothing to do with being a good friend or not.
Because you know, some people aren't the email-sending/forwarding type. We only read what's in our inbox if the subject sounds good...
Friday, February 6, 2009
What the Nazi's did to them and what they did to us
I recently got this email about how the Jews are doing to us what the Nazis did to them...How they are implying on Palestinians, what they believe was the injustice that was implied on them, and how they think that it's justice. This is all in pursuit of proving a wrong conspiracy, a chase for power, a chase for money. In the pictures below, the black and white parts are what Nazis did to them, and the coloured parts are obviously what the Jews did to us.
Women should be honored, not tortured and seeing their husbands behind fences.
Women should be honored, not tortured and seeing their husbands behind fences.
No father should ever hold his dying son like that.
What could he have done to be humiliated and at gunpoint.
No comment...That's just heartless
It's their land...The shouldn't have to climb a wall to get to the other side.
Why do children have to look so hopeless. No dreams, no education, no smiles, no future.
How is it that one cowardly soldier is holding all these people back?
Why would a child be crying behind bars when she should be living her childhood?
What did these children do to get killed?
Holding up a gun on a child, thinking that he is actually brave.Arabs should stand united against these cowards that,surprisingly, were able to dominate the Holy Land and take it from the used-to-be strong hands of the Arabs, which are now loosening their grips on Palestine. Let's tighten back the grip and take back what is rightfully ours.
Sunday, January 4, 2009
On TV and in newspapers
There's no doubt that the past few weeks have been ones of disaster to the whole Middle East.
The highlight of all that would be the bombings in Ghaza and the disaster that's unfolding in the Holy Land. The 0nly good thing that i can think of is that the victims were Shuhada2 enshalla. And i can't help but to say that the people of Ghaza are the bravest that i have seen in my life as no one has surrendered to death or to the Israelis and they're keeping strong. So from Amman, i give my du3a2 that the Israelis will never have a victory on the Palestinians because whatever happens, Allah is with them.
In other places around the news, that kid that was killed by his wretched cold-hearted teacher was really sad. Who has the heart to hit a boy so hard for something so stupid as not doing his homework? And the most disappointing part would be that he only got sentenced to prison for 6 years, which, in my view, is not enough. Something more should be done for someone who took a life. Allah y3een ahl el walad.
And on another page in the newspaper, we have that story about the journalist who threw the size 44 shoe at bush. The incident itself is quite amusing and gave me something to laugh about but i can't help but keep thinking what they're doing to that journalist in the place where he's being held. And how his family can't do anything about it. And what's going through their minds. But i guess that's a really minor story. Something happening to one person in comparison to what's happening to thousands in Ghaza, if you see what i mean...
Hehe look at that cheesy smile of Al-Maliky, and the blur that's the shoe...If only it had hit Bush.
On top of that, i'm out of books to read and will have to be looking for a new series to start. Any suggestions?
But on the bright side, at least we finished exams, except for the social studies exam which is just 2 pages from the notebook. :)
The highlight of all that would be the bombings in Ghaza and the disaster that's unfolding in the Holy Land. The 0nly good thing that i can think of is that the victims were Shuhada2 enshalla. And i can't help but to say that the people of Ghaza are the bravest that i have seen in my life as no one has surrendered to death or to the Israelis and they're keeping strong. So from Amman, i give my du3a2 that the Israelis will never have a victory on the Palestinians because whatever happens, Allah is with them.
In other places around the news, that kid that was killed by his wretched cold-hearted teacher was really sad. Who has the heart to hit a boy so hard for something so stupid as not doing his homework? And the most disappointing part would be that he only got sentenced to prison for 6 years, which, in my view, is not enough. Something more should be done for someone who took a life. Allah y3een ahl el walad.
And on another page in the newspaper, we have that story about the journalist who threw the size 44 shoe at bush. The incident itself is quite amusing and gave me something to laugh about but i can't help but keep thinking what they're doing to that journalist in the place where he's being held. And how his family can't do anything about it. And what's going through their minds. But i guess that's a really minor story. Something happening to one person in comparison to what's happening to thousands in Ghaza, if you see what i mean...Hehe look at that cheesy smile of Al-Maliky, and the blur that's the shoe...If only it had hit Bush.
On top of that, i'm out of books to read and will have to be looking for a new series to start. Any suggestions?
But on the bright side, at least we finished exams, except for the social studies exam which is just 2 pages from the notebook. :)
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