And just because i can't give anyone a hand, i'll give the guys at FoxTV this post, because it's the most i could do, for making the best Prison Break episode that I have ever set eyes on.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Prison Break Season 4, Episode 11 (I think)...NO SPOILERS IN THIS POST
This week, Prison Break was unique. It was awsome, fantastic, smart, gripping, and all the good adjectives that Shakespeare made up.
No trip. AGAIN!
Yeah so this year, we're under the pressure of having external exams in May so we can be mdalla3een and whine to the administration on anything that bothers us.
So we told them that we needed to go on a trip to get releived of our "stress" (ya right!) and have thaw out a bit and so we decided to go the Dead Sea this Thursday. But to our awesome luck, the Ministry of Education decided to make a new rule that says "no school trips after November 15th." so we're stuck in Amman this thursday with SCHOOL which makes it all the worse.
The same thing hapenned in grade 8 when we wanted to go to Aqaba, everything was ready when something bad (i can't remember what) hapenned.
It's just so frustrating
Friday, November 7, 2008
Becoming a Photoshop Geek
Ever since i was young, i loved to draw and watch other people draw. Especially my mom, and especially when she used Adobe Photoshop for it, but i had never really learned how to use it. Until I was inspired by the amazing creations of my classmate/friend Khaled and so i thought, why not get ago at it. The first few tutorials i tried out were extremely hard since i didn't know a single thing. But then i got used to it. And below is the fruit of my/Khaled's tree;


By the way Khaled, I'm expecting you to mention me in your blog.


By the way Khaled, I'm expecting you to mention me in your blog.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
On Obama and the campaign
And so for more than a year now, everyone has experienced the presidential elections in one way or another. Whether you couldn't watch Prison Break because of the elections or wether you're interested in politics or whether you're just an avid reader of Yahoo!News or whether you live in America.And so it was finally over yesterday with me very excited during the course of the past 48 hours to see who will become the next leader of the leading nation of the world.
And so to start off, see ya later Bush. You can go back to your cow and chicken barn in Texas and never show us your monkey and cruel face again. MA3 EL GAL3A!
As for myself, I have, let's say, supported Obama by not wanting McCain to win because Obama's face looks much more optimistic and friendly, whereas McCain looks grumpy which can pose a threat to the rest of the third world countries.
But who knows? Who knows if Obama is better than the one before him or if he'll help make the world a better place or stop the war in Iraq? People seem to be very hopeful after hearing that people are proposing that he'll become a muslim and just directly take all the troops out of Iraq. COME ON PEOPLE! COME TO YOUR SENSES! We're on earth here not mars. There's something called common sense. Someone can't just do that all at once.
So anyways, congratulations to everyone who voted for Obama for getting what you wanted and for having a kind-looking president as a leader for your country.
And congrats for Obama too for being the first African-American president of the USA. It's really a milestone in US history and hopefully this will put a stop to racism.
And congrats to me for finding a topic to blog about.
Saturday, November 1, 2008
A response to Mab3oos's post - Generation Y
It's true. Arab guys try to act like they're fashion know-it-alls. They try new types of looks and hair styles and without any good results, try to imitate western actors. But the worst part of it all is " wearing your pants around your knees and thinking that you are cool " - Mab3oos.
So this is how a clever caricaturist defines the meaning of generation Y.
This is how it goes;
Generation Y are the people born between 1980 and 1995. And this is why:
So this is how a clever caricaturist defines the meaning of generation Y.
This is how it goes;
Generation Y are the people born between 1980 and 1995. And this is why:
Friday, October 31, 2008
The Heart Attack Grill
It's a fact - Americans love to eat. They love food. Especially junk food with so much fat that gets to a point that looks gross and they adore HUGE sandwiches. It's a disease. Bad for the heart, makes you obese and ugly. Apparently, Americans know how bad fat is for you and your heart and that it precipitates on the inside of the arteries which can stop blood from reaching the heart, causing death. So that's why when they decided to make the greasiest, biggest, ugliest hamburger i have ever seen, the called the restaurant the Heart Attack Grill as if they were doing their part of raising people's awareness that eating there might cause heart attacks. If people do get heart attacks, it's not their fault, the didn't make them eat and they made a point that their burgers are deadly. YA RIGHT! It's just scary how big these burgers are.

Their burgers are so bad and they know it that their waitresses wear nurses uniforms. And it's no joke, Americans eat that much. But look at me, not Americans eat this much, stupid people eat this much. So sorry to ever healthy American.


Their burgers are so bad and they know it that their waitresses wear nurses uniforms. And it's no joke, Americans eat that much. But look at me, not Americans eat this much, stupid people eat this much. So sorry to ever healthy American.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Biology becomes fun - Anatomy of the eye
Miss Reem, the bio teacher, took us down to the lab. FINALLY. After all those weeks of waiting for the eye sheeps to arrive, they did. And so we went, lab coats and smiles of excitement on.
We were actually given tools to bisect the eyes ourselves. Every 3 people got an eye and it was the funnest experience in my life! It really felt gross at the beginning but at the end, you couldn't get enough of putting the needle through the eye.
Those pink things were the layers of fat around the eyes and the black stuff is the pigment in the choroid which helps to trap light and the transparent sol is the viterous humour which helps to refract light and the lens and the suspensary ligaments are in there but they're hard to see.
And we really saw it. We saw the lens and the iris and the ciliary bodies and the suspensary ligaments and the viterous humour and the choroid. So it really made a difference to actually see the insides of an eye. Instead of just looking at the neat picture of the eye in the book, we got to look at this which is way cooler than theory. By the way, that little transperent thing beside "the eye" is what's left of the lens after falling into many hands.

Sorry if i grossed someone out. BUT THAT WAS FUN!!!
We were actually given tools to bisect the eyes ourselves. Every 3 people got an eye and it was the funnest experience in my life! It really felt gross at the beginning but at the end, you couldn't get enough of putting the needle through the eye.
Those pink things were the layers of fat around the eyes and the black stuff is the pigment in the choroid which helps to trap light and the transparent sol is the viterous humour which helps to refract light and the lens and the suspensary ligaments are in there but they're hard to see.And we really saw it. We saw the lens and the iris and the ciliary bodies and the suspensary ligaments and the viterous humour and the choroid. So it really made a difference to actually see the insides of an eye. Instead of just looking at the neat picture of the eye in the book, we got to look at this which is way cooler than theory. By the way, that little transperent thing beside "the eye" is what's left of the lens after falling into many hands.

Sorry if i grossed someone out. BUT THAT WAS FUN!!!
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Going crazy with chemistry
Mr Abdessalam. The Chemistry teacher. He is now the most wanted guy among students for acts of complete idiocy and awful teaching. Over 1.75 meters tall with matted dirty black hair and little eyes behind glasses slipping down the nose. His most noticable feature would be his awful grin that goes from ear to ear. It looks like somebody cut his mouth open. Just like the Joker in Batman.
No seriously if you find this guy anywhere in your neighbourhood, beware because you would be looking at a criminal that doesnt know how to teach chemistry. This guy just comes to class with the biggest grin available for sale and gives us 35-page summaries of things we never took. Then he says that it will all be explained in the near future. Then he tells us his boring plan in teaching. And he just drones on and on and never finishes.
Then, when he finnally starts to explain the lesson, he forgets that mankind invented a board to write on, especially in chemistry class. He just talks chemicals and acids and bases and substances. He keeps talking (without writing, as though he were chatting with us) about with chemicals are reactive and which are inert and which ones produce what when reacted with others and through all that he expects us to absorb what he is saying and understand that.
On top of that, he has the worst jokes ever. He thinks he's funny but after he says something stupid, the only one with a smile on their face would be him. If it wasn't rude, everyone would just boo him out of the class.
And we have a chemistry quiz on tuesday. Nobody knows how to pass it and i don't either so this post is just a place to vent some of my anger in.
No but seriously, if you see him anywhere just call 079 - 555 - 1215 ( please don't call because this is a random number that may belong to someone).
Friday, October 17, 2008
Parkour
Although many people don't know what it's called, they do know how it looks like. Everywhere in the world, in TV commercials and posters, parkour is present. By defenition, parkour is getting from point A to point B in the fastest and most efficient way possible. It involves jumping from very high places, and from building to building, in cool and fast ways. It involves climbing really high walls. It involves being partially aerodynamic and being fast and rolling. But it involves jumping alot. That's why i vainly thought it was a monkey sport with no meaning. Untill i actually tried it out.
Parkour isn't the easiest sport out there. Nor is it the safest one. But it sure is cool. When you do parkour, you get this feeling of ecstasy and freedom. You feel like you're leaving the world behind you and just focusing on how to land safely on the ground. You can't take being good at parkour for granted. It takes lots of practice. And you can't expect yourself to be safe and sound in the air. Something has to go wrong.
So yesterday, me and my friends went to Al-Hussain park after seeing that there were some ideal places to practice parkour in. We spent alot of time trying to do parkour moves and learning new ones . And surely, lots and lots of things went wrong. My friend Khaled landed on his back after a 2 metre high jump all becuase he got his leg caught in the wall he was jumping off. Ouch. I fell on my knee on a ramp and it still hurts. That hurt. I got several cuts and bruises and my hands became numb and i became sweaty and my clothes became filthy and my bones became heavy and my eyes were hard to open because of the sleepiness and my stomach was killing me because of hunger but my blood was full of adrenaline because of the excitement and fun i was having. Although it was frustrating at times because there were jumps i couldnt do that looked so simple. Adding to that, I barely slept at night.
So what i'm trying to say here is that, although parkour isnt the most popular or safest sport around, it's a hell good and fun sport. There's nothing to lose in learning how to do it. Bruises will fade and cuts will clot and heavy bones will become light and sleepless nights will become nights full of good dreams. Eventually.
Parkour isn't the easiest sport out there. Nor is it the safest one. But it sure is cool. When you do parkour, you get this feeling of ecstasy and freedom. You feel like you're leaving the world behind you and just focusing on how to land safely on the ground. You can't take being good at parkour for granted. It takes lots of practice. And you can't expect yourself to be safe and sound in the air. Something has to go wrong.
So yesterday, me and my friends went to Al-Hussain park after seeing that there were some ideal places to practice parkour in. We spent alot of time trying to do parkour moves and learning new ones . And surely, lots and lots of things went wrong. My friend Khaled landed on his back after a 2 metre high jump all becuase he got his leg caught in the wall he was jumping off. Ouch. I fell on my knee on a ramp and it still hurts. That hurt. I got several cuts and bruises and my hands became numb and i became sweaty and my clothes became filthy and my bones became heavy and my eyes were hard to open because of the sleepiness and my stomach was killing me because of hunger but my blood was full of adrenaline because of the excitement and fun i was having. Although it was frustrating at times because there were jumps i couldnt do that looked so simple. Adding to that, I barely slept at night.
So what i'm trying to say here is that, although parkour isnt the most popular or safest sport around, it's a hell good and fun sport. There's nothing to lose in learning how to do it. Bruises will fade and cuts will clot and heavy bones will become light and sleepless nights will become nights full of good dreams. Eventually.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Prison Break season 4 ep 8
Tuesday. It's the day i come back from school and go right onto the computer to watch the next episode of the almighty TV series, Prison Break. Actually, Prison Break is what keeps me going during those boring, dull chemistry and physics lessons. Whenever i get fed up with forces and ammonia and sulfuric acid and magnetism and speed of reaction and all that shit, I remember that there is a fresh, new episode of Prison Break waiting to be watched. So the adrenaline starts flowing and I cheer up. Especially when me and Khaled Al-Shareef talk about it. It's as exciting as a TV series can get.
So yesterday, I stormed into the empty house to find the computer on and waiting. Without hesitation, i type in www.cucirca.com into the address bar and press enter. Then, I look for the eighth episode on the list of episodes and i find that it's not there. What a disaster. I felt completely devastated. And now I'm angry at stupid fox for showing the preview of the episode which gets you all excited and then just not showing it all in the sake of a stupid presidential thing. Presidents can wait. McCain can wait. Obama can wait. Palin can wait a bit untill she can show off. It's time for Prison Break. I guess we'll just have to wait another boring, dull, 7 month, annoying, never ending week. It's just ridiculous!
But at least there's a soccer game today. I hope England wins!!!
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