Red Indians Aren't Extinct After All After This Amazing Discovery

Yesterday, an tribe in the Amazon was discovered. The tribe was undiscovered and was still in the early stages of life. Uncontacted. Undiscovered. Insophisticated. No technology. Just huts and Tarzan-like clothes. Take a look;I forgot to mention the bows and arrows. I wonder what they thought of the airplanes that flew over them. :D

The Latest Dumb Joke

There was once a duck who said: there is one duck behind me
There was another duck who said: There is one duck behind me
The third duck said: There are 3 ducks behind me
How is it so. Why are there 3 ducks behind the 3rd duck.

BECAUSE THE THIRD DUCK WAS LYING.
Dont' take me as a retard for saying this awful joke but there was nothing else to post about.

Superteacher II

In response to my friend Khaled's post about Superteacher, i'm making this post because of something I wrote in a boring geography class. This is what I wrote about Superteacher:

SUPERTEACHER:

Superteacher knows:

1. Math
2. Physics
3. Chemisty
4. Biology
5. Arabic
6. Engineering
7. Who's going to answer his question correctly in class
8. Everything.
9. How to play the guitar.

Superteacher is:

1. Annoying
2. Big-headed
3. Retarded
4. All that
5. DAWAWEEN
6. AZ3AR
7. *Funny* (sarcasm)
8. Dabeesh (makes dumb jokes)
9. The best teacher in Jordan ( as he claims )

Superteacher's:

1. Students are A* students in math, physics, bio etc.
2. Daughter is Raneem
3. Shoes are from UAE
4. Other daughter is Malak
5. Arm is shorter than normal

Superteacher claims that:

1. His math mark in grade 12 is 117/120
2. His arabic grade 12 mark is 99% and he's the best in Arabic.
3. He got 95 in biology
4. He's sick but came to school for our sakes and because he wants what's best for us.
5. He is an experienced teacher.
6. He did 6 - 8 hours of private tutouring yesterday.
7. He slept at 3 AM last night
8. He woke up at 5 AM this morning.
9. The exam is going to be easy
10. He hit 2 guys who were looking at his wife
11. He can beat anyone at arm wrestling
12. He is an Artist.

He is SUPERTEACHER.

No comment!

Only in Jordan

Look, I don't know what to say before i show you these pictures, but WOW. People seriously have problems.
First off is this picture indicating how many people have Sephia's in Amman. Wherever there's a red mark, there's a Sephia.

I don't know my LEWYER'S name but I know my LAWYER'S name if that's what you want.

I wonder who ate that!

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Update:Dead Fish

Last week, as I posted previously, my sister got 2 goldfish.
Well i have updated news for you: the goldfish died. And instead of throwing the fish bowl away, my mom used it to put plants in. No comment.

Manchester United = Kings of Europe

Although this post is kinda late, I would like to congratulate all Manchester United fans, as I am a Manchester fan myself, for winning the Champions League for the year 2007/2008.

After a stunning season, the reds have finnally made it clear on who's boss in Europe and which club is the best.

The most astonishing display of the match was that of Cristiano Ronaldo. Although he missed a penalty, Crisitano's awsome tricks won him the title of man of the match in my view. By the way, he has scored 42 goals altogether this season and one of them was in the Champions League final.

Good luck to Manchester next season.

Chronicles of Fish

In my family, fish have had many adventures. The latest one being that my sister got 2 goldfish yesterday as a present from her friend. After putting just the right amount of food for the fish before going to sleep, my mom put in too much. We woke up to find the fish floating in the water. My brother laughed at the fish and when he did, my sister got annoyed at him and told him that it's not funny.

So today in the afternoon, we got 2 new goldfish. NO ONE WAS TO FEED THEM EXCEPT ME!!!

In the past ( about 6 - 8 years ago ), my cousin got a goldfish as a present in a bowl that wasn't supposed to hold more than 2 fish at maximum. Apparently, my cousin's dad didn't know this fact because the next day he went and bought 17 fish and put them all in the small 2-fish bowl. They all died. Everyday, one would be seen floating untill there were no mor fish in the bowl.

I don't think anymore fish would like to be welcomed into the family after what hapenned to the past 19 fish.

The Weirdest Dream. Ever.

The night before last night, i had a dream. It was an unforgetable dream. Weird, but at the same time enjoyable. And in the middle of the night i promised myself to write about it on my blog. So this is how it went.

Having been kicked out of City Mall at times for being a "shab", i have fobia of being kicked out and so i dream of it. Sometimes in weird ways. So anyways, me and my friends were admitted into City Mall only after we told them an excuse. We walked inside to find that there was a huge commotion as there were some bandits (who killed people as well as steal stuff from them) on the loose and they were being chased by some kind of FBI. But life went on normally and me and my friends went to eat in the foodcourt. I went to get something and on my way back to the table we were sitting on, my math teacher who was standing with a whole bunch of FBI, called me over (just so you know, my math teacher is an annoying person who keeps saying that I'm the best student in math blah blah blah....im not showing off, trust me) so he called me over and told me that he needed me to go into a bathroom which he indicated with his finger and see if anything funny was going on in there.

So i went in. Looking around, I found two men inside a cubicle talking in low voices so no one would her them and not wearing any shoes so that they wouldn't make a sound when walking. So i guessed that they were the bandits and went out of the bathroom looking for the FBI to tell them of what i had seen. To my surprise the FBI had gone somewhere else so i decided to carry on with life and went back to eating with my friends. Just then, i found this FBI agent and I told her of what I had seen. So she took me to the general and told him about everything.

AND JUST THEN, AS I WAS TELLING HIM OF WHAT HAD BEEN GOING ON...I WOKE UP FOR SCHOOL.

The dream was actually fun to be in and i was about to wake up in the middle of it when i persuaded myself to go back to sleep and carry on with my dream.

I hope i dream tonight as well.

Addictive Facebook Applications

Recently, Facebook has become a very boring place to visit on the net, mostly because of the many requests you get for stupid applications like "what type of food are you?" or "What's your blood type?" or "Which Disney character are you?". That all stopped mattering to me since I found these really cool addictive applications that you should make a Facebook account just to play.

The first one is called Tower Bloxx. In the application, you are supposed to put a building together by droping one level onto another from a moving crane. I know I'm not really clear on what you have to do but just search for the application and addiction grabs hold of you like love at first sight ( although I don't beleive in love at first sight but it's just a figure of speech ).

The second application which is more addictive than Tower Bloxx is "Who has the biggest brain?" I know the name of this application sounds like the names of the other pointless Facebook applications but trust me, this game was made to addict. It's like Pepsi, or the Nintendo WII, once you have it, you can't let go of it. It was hard to leave the application and come here and blog about it. This app ( this is short for application as it is annoying to spell application over and over agian ) calculates the volume of your brain after several exercises like math exercises, memmory exercises, and other exercises. Then it tells you whose brain you have (e.g. rabbit, goat, a really smart person etc.)

P.S. If you get the brain of the goat the first time don't get insulted because it happens to everyone.

Mr Scoorge's Money Bin

We all know that Mr Scoorge (the duck who has so much money in Disney's classic cartoons) probably has a money tree planted in his back yard.


And we've all seen the place where he keeps all his bucks.


Now people have recreated it as a life-size model. Take a look:

I wonder how much money a person could put in there.

I wonder how much that is.