Superteacher II

In response to my friend Khaled's post about Superteacher, i'm making this post because of something I wrote in a boring geography class. This is what I wrote about Superteacher:

SUPERTEACHER:

Superteacher knows:

1. Math
2. Physics
3. Chemisty
4. Biology
5. Arabic
6. Engineering
7. Who's going to answer his question correctly in class
8. Everything.
9. How to play the guitar.

Superteacher is:

1. Annoying
2. Big-headed
3. Retarded
4. All that
5. DAWAWEEN
6. AZ3AR
7. *Funny* (sarcasm)
8. Dabeesh (makes dumb jokes)
9. The best teacher in Jordan ( as he claims )

Superteacher's:

1. Students are A* students in math, physics, bio etc.
2. Daughter is Raneem
3. Shoes are from UAE
4. Other daughter is Malak
5. Arm is shorter than normal

Superteacher claims that:

1. His math mark in grade 12 is 117/120
2. His arabic grade 12 mark is 99% and he's the best in Arabic.
3. He got 95 in biology
4. He's sick but came to school for our sakes and because he wants what's best for us.
5. He is an experienced teacher.
6. He did 6 - 8 hours of private tutouring yesterday.
7. He slept at 3 AM last night
8. He woke up at 5 AM this morning.
9. The exam is going to be easy
10. He hit 2 guys who were looking at his wife
11. He can beat anyone at arm wrestling
12. He is an Artist.

He is SUPERTEACHER.

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